CHAT-UP LINES THAT’LL HAVE YOU ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER!

Girls: Stay alert! From Paris to Las Palmas we’ve taken stock of a new strain of cheesy one-liners. And believe us, some are way more sophisticated than, “Here’s 10p, phone your mum, you’ve pulled.”

Guys: Are you ready to step into your holiday persona as a silver-tongued Casanova, breaking hearts from Corfu to the Canaries? Well, before you don your lucky pants in preparation for a fortnight of sun, sea and sensuality, here are a few words of love not to practise in the mirror.

Prepare to giggle at the chat-up lines doing the rounds at holiday hot spots this year. You’ll be surprised at which nation’s Lotharios come out on top.

France

Ah, la France! The spiritual home of kissing, the bikini and the eternally sexy hit single je t’aime

For a nation fuelled almost entirely on oysters and champagne, you’d expect their chat-up lines to be as buttery as a pain au chocolat. And you wouldn’t be far wrong.

“Pick-up lines are normally sophisticated,” claims Paris-local Audrey Manini…..

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…….However, with pick-up lines like these, suggested by options trader Glenn Redemann, you may still have to beat off advances from Martin, Helmut and Jürgen with a rolled-up beach towel:

“Du bist die süßeste Praline der Welt — und ich hab’ die füllung.” You are the sweetest praline in the world — and I have the filling.

“Hast du eigentlich schon gewusst das Polen und Indianer die besten Liebhaber sind? Ach, übrigens, mein name ist Geronimo Koslowski.’ Did you know that Poles and Native Americans are the best lovers? Oh, by the way, my name is Geronimo Koslowski.

Verdict: Our German friends have the best chat-up lines this summer. It’s enough to make you choke on your frankfurter!

Warm Regards to you All

Michael

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