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Avec Amour
Shele Belle
& Michael
CHAT-UP LINES THAT’LL HAVE YOU ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER!
Girls: Stay alert! From Paris to Las Palmas we’ve taken stock of a new strain of cheesy one-liners. And believe us, some are way more sophisticated than, “Here’s 10p, phone your mum, you’ve pulled.”
Guys: Are you ready to step into your holiday persona as a silver-tongued Casanova, breaking hearts from Corfu to the Canaries? Well, before you don your lucky pants in preparation for a fortnight of sun, sea and sensuality, here are a few words of love not to practise in the mirror.
Prepare to giggle at the chat-up lines doing the rounds at holiday hot spots this year. You’ll be surprised at which nation’s Lotharios come out on top.
Ah, la France! The spiritual home of kissing, the bikini and the eternally sexy hit single je t’aime
For a nation fuelled almost entirely on oysters and champagne, you’d expect their chat-up lines to be as buttery as a pain au chocolat. And you wouldn’t be far wrong.
“Pick-up lines are normally sophisticated,” claims Paris-local Audrey Manini…..
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http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/world/834735/the-worlds-cheesiest-holiday-pick-up-lines
…….However, with pick-up lines like these, suggested by options trader Glenn Redemann, you may still have to beat off advances from Martin, Helmut and Jürgen with a rolled-up beach towel:
“Du bist die süßeste Praline der Welt — und ich hab’ die füllung.” You are the sweetest praline in the world — and I have the filling.
“Hast du eigentlich schon gewusst das Polen und Indianer die besten Liebhaber sind? Ach, übrigens, mein name ist Geronimo Koslowski.’ Did you know that Poles and Native Americans are the best lovers? Oh, by the way, my name is Geronimo Koslowski.
Verdict: Our German friends have the best chat-up lines this summer. It’s enough to make you choke on your frankfurter!
Warm Regards to you All
Michael
BETTER SEX IN THE NEW YEAR
It’s that time of the year again when we’ve made our New Year’s Resolution Lists, and we’ve set out with high spirits and high hopes in achieving them. Things like quit smoking, going on a diet… how many men and women actually put Better Sex onto their lists. Not many!
When 96% of men and women are dissatisfied with their sex lives, you’d think that more people would want to make a change to Better Sex. Seems that better sex is a low priority. No wonder so many men and women never get Better Sex and just keep on doing the same things day in, day out, getting the same results that they’ve always been getting.
Better Sex just does not happen by chance. You’ve got to be proactive in making it happen. As it’s been said before, “You want something bad enough, you’ll go get it.”
How bad do you want Better Sex?
Shele & Michael
HARK! Horney women singing out in the Silent Night. Oh what fun it is to ride in this festive season.
You’ve never seen a Christmas like this. Santa’s “Nice’n Naughty O’matic” has gone on the blink and cannot tell who’s been naughty, so Sex Myths Exposed has stepped in to save the day.
We know that you love nothing more than reveling in all of that “Good Cheer.” During this festive season, with over-indulgence you can be left feeling stuffed like the Christmas turkey, emotionally pressed like the smoked ham and physically drained like those empty champagne bottles.
Just when you thought that you couldn’t fit another thing in, there’s more.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Wait… who’s that dashing through the snow?
It’s Shele Belle decked out in red, riding atop of Michael wearing Reindeer Antlers.
Do we have a Christmas Gift for you!
Our gift was such a hit last Christmas. You’ll find all your favorites, plus we’ve added something extra naughty this year.
No need to get grouchy this holiday season, Sex Myths Exposed has put even naughtiest of you on the Christmas list. Presenting… The Objects of Desire Survival Kit. It is jam packed with deliciously decadent sins that are sure to make surviving the objects of your desire this holiday season much more palatable.
1. Sizzling Strip Tease - Sex after over-eating and drinking can burn fat that would pile on from the extra calorie intake you have consumed. Do your waistline a favor and have hot, hot sex.
2. Orgasmic Obsession – Sex feels fantastic. Sex releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a feeling of euphoria and giving you a sense of wellbeing.
3. Sex On The Rocks – A sex session can release the muscular tension that is restricting blood vessels in the brain, which relieves a headache.
4. Mouth Tango – Kissing lowers the level of acid that creates decay. Encourage saliva to wash food away from your teeth with this plaque prevention technique. Kiss kiss.
5. Sexy Spa – Get hot and sweaty with leisurely sex. Your body will secrete copious amounts of sweat, cleaning your pores and giving your skin a radiant glow. Watch those skin blemishes disappear.
6. Pornstar Appeal – A sexually active body produces greater quantities of chemicals known as pheromones. It is these subtle sex perfumes that drive the opposite sex wild.
7. Sex Me Up - Sex tones and stretches just about every muscle in your body, and sex is far more enjoyable than running a marathon. With this sexy sport you’ll just love getting physically active.
8. Scentual Sex – Think of the effects of over-the-counter-medicines that you swallow for the treatment of sinus. Sex, in this instance, can be likened to acting as a natural antihistamine which can help clear a stuffy nose and have you sniffing those pheromones in no time.
9. Lust 4 Life – Quicken your lovers pulse, sex is a great way to stay on top with a healthy heart. As the heart is a muscle, it also requires strengthening to stay in tip top shape. Nip into the sack for a dose of sex. You won’t be disappointed with the results.
May your mind, body and soul be revitalized and you keep festive long after the holiday season has come to a close.
Happy Holidaze and Merry Christmas!
Shele & Michael.
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Shele & Michael
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