HARK! Horney women singing out in the Silent Night. Oh what fun it is to ride in this festive season.

You’ve never seen a Christmas like this. Santa’s “Nice’n Naughty O’matic” has gone on the blink and cannot tell who’s been naughty,  so Sex Myths Exposed has stepped in to save the day.

We know that you love nothing more than reveling in all of that “Good Cheer.” During this festive season, with over-indulgence you can be left feeling stuffed like the Christmas turkey, emotionally pressed like the smoked ham and physically drained like those empty champagne bottles.

Just when you thought that you couldn’t fit another thing in, there’s more.

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Wait… who’s that dashing through the snow?

It’s Shele Belle decked out in red, riding atop of Michael wearing Reindeer Antlers.

Do we have a Christmas Gift for you!

Our gift was such a hit last Christmas. You’ll find all your favorites, plus we’ve added something extra naughty this year.

No need to get grouchy this holiday season, Sex Myths Exposed has put even naughtiest of you on the Christmas list. Presenting…  The Objects of Desire Survival Kit. It is jam packed with deliciously decadent sins that are sure to make surviving the objects of your desire this holiday season much more palatable.

1. Sizzling Strip Tease - Sex after over-eating and drinking can burn fat that would pile on from the extra calorie intake you have consumed.  Do your waistline a favor and have hot, hot sex.

2. Orgasmic Obsession  – Sex feels fantastic.  Sex releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a feeling of euphoria and giving you a sense of wellbeing. 

3. Sex On The Rocks – A sex session can release the muscular tension that is restricting blood vessels in the brain, which relieves a headache.

4. Mouth Tango – Kissing lowers the level of acid that creates decay.  Encourage saliva to wash food away from your teeth with this plaque prevention technique. Kiss kiss.

5. Sexy Spa – Get hot and sweaty with leisurely sex.  Your body will secrete copious amounts of sweat, cleaning your pores and giving your skin a radiant glow. Watch those skin blemishes disappear.

6. Pornstar Appeal – A sexually active body produces greater quantities of chemicals known as pheromones. It is these subtle sex perfumes that drive the opposite sex wild.

7. Sex Me Up -  Sex tones and stretches just about every muscle in your body, and sex is far more enjoyable than running a marathon. With this sexy sport you’ll just love getting physically active.

8. Scentual Sex – Think of the effects of over-the-counter-medicines that you swallow for the treatment of sinus. Sex, in this instance, can be likened to acting as a natural antihistamine which can help clear a stuffy nose and have you sniffing those pheromones in no time.

9. Lust 4 Life – Quicken your lovers pulse, sex is a great way to stay on top with a healthy heart.  As the heart is a muscle, it also requires strengthening to stay in tip top shape. Nip into the sack for a dose of sex. You won’t be disappointed with the results.

May your mind, body and soul be revitalized and you keep festive long after the holiday season has come to a close.

Happy Holidaze and Merry Christmas!

Shele & Michael.

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ACHIEVE FULL SEXUAL AWARENESS TODAY!

Please check out our video below and find out more about ‘Quick & Easy’ SEX  Secrets,

where you can find out ‘How to attract a Woman’ or ‘How to attract a Man’ into your life…

Warmly

Shele & Michael

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT?

Here’s something that just might give you a new perspective on how to attract  a woman, and think about things in a way you’ve never thought about them before… something that just might stir you up enough to get you to take some ACTION…

First, I’d like you to think about the last time you saw a really attractive woman, you wanted to go over and talk to them, but for whatever reason you just didn’t do it. I’m talking about some one REALLY ‘hot’ .

Did you ever think a day or two after one of these situations happened about where that particular woman might be, and what they might be doing?

Did you ever stop to think about what the rest of their day was like after they walked by you?

Or the  twenty or so other people that saw them that day who didn’t have the nerve to talk to them… and the two or three that did…?

Who talked about the most-likely BORING job that they went to, the same-old-same-old “Wow, you’re gorgeous, etc…”

Did you ever consider that it might be useful to take a little time out and consider what it might be like to be an attractive woman, walking through life having almost every-one you see light up with the “Whoa” look?

Hmmm…  As I’ve said before, and I’m sure I’ll say many many, many times in the future: You can’t BORE a person into feeling attracted to you.

Be interesting, attention-getting in a way that makes them feel like you might actually be someone to provide them with a pinch of spice for their life?

So, To Take Some Action  Go and check out our last post,, and listen to the audio  there

here’s the link… http://www.sexmythsexposed.com/blog/sexadviceforgeeks

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Shele Belle

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A GEEK, WHO ME???

Ok… Ok… Love doesn’t always strike a chord at first glance, I get all tied up in emotional knots trying to attract attention from the opposite sex and hope for the best thing – “You notice Me!”

My heart does a backflip as the one I have my eye on looks in my direction. But, oops, you were looking at that “hottie” over my shoulder. I got it wrong yet again…

“What’s wrong with me?”

“Why does no one notice me?”

The course of love does not run smooth. It’s fraught will all sorts of follies.

When we do get their attention, we get stage fright and what we want to say comes out all mixed up, if at all.  Hey, I’m oh-so-ready to be in love… just give me a chance for the-happily-ever-after thingy…

But despite our best efforts, we seem to not be able to get it right. Even if we figured out how to be sexually attractive, and communicating to a degree of coherency, we can’t keep a relationship going.

It sure is harder than we first thought, and you really do need a site map to navigate your way round the dating scene and then another one to stop you from going under in the relationships stakes.  Boy!!!

Let’s face it,  we think we’re pretty “cool”, but really, we are geeks needing sex advice and all other sorts of advice to get it right.

Shele Belle

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