THE BETTER SEX MAKEOVER

Too easy!

Sexercise, the quick fix better sex makeover.

Here’s the surprise – British researchers have concluded that by having a sex workout 3 times a week for 1 year you can work off the equivalent of eating 6 Big Macs from Mcdonalds.

Imagine the weight loss you could achieve by not eating those Big Macs and sexercising instead.

Statistics show that a whopping 80% of men feel that by losing weight they would have better sex.   A figure of 70% for women showed that by losing weight they too would have better sex.

Why is sexercise worth it?

You can burn 150 calories in a half an hour sex workout. That’s a total of 7,800 calories that you will burn by having a half an hour sex workout once a week for 1 year, which is equivalent to jogging at a moderate pace for 120 kilometers.

Just watch as those extra kilos melt away.

Sexercise anyone?

Shele & Michael.

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SEX THE SMART WAY TO EXERCISE

Let’s get physical!

We’re not talking leotards and leggings or shoelaces that match the lipstick that match the sweatbands. We’re talking SEXERCISE with Sex in the City.

Sex is exercise with no multi-colored spandex grabbing butt cheeks in sight. What you wear does not constitute that you shall get fit. With Sexercise, you need no flashy fitness fashion that creeps up your crack, no specialized equipment that requires an instructional manual to figure out how it works, all you do need is strip off with a sex buddy and get it on.

A vigorous bout of sex burns around 200 calories which is approximately the same as a 15 minute workout running on a treadmill or playing a lively game of squash.

Sexercise the smart way to exercise. Train hard!

Shele & Michael.

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HARMFUL SEX MYTH BUSTED!!!

Squeals of pleasure can quickly turn into cries of pain.  There is a lot to be said about using the right tool
for the job.  And sex is no exception to this rule of thumb.

Sex toys have a peculiar effect upon people.  Just the slightest reference to sex toys during the natural course of a sexual conversation with friends can clear a room as fast as someone shouting “Fire!”

Disassociation to sexual pleasure is the ’sin’ not the sex toy.  Because of our ignorance we are reinforcing the perpetuating sex myths within our own communities and this does nothing for the practice of safe sex.

Anal sex is a particularly dirty phrase for many men and women alike, so anything connected to it is either spoken of in a derogatory way or shunned. This taboo can have a negative impact on individual men and women who have the desire for anal sex.

Embarresment will stop men and women from obtaining the appropriate sexual knowledge for engaging in safe and pleasurable sexual acts.

According to a sex toy specialist from one of Australia’s leading adult shops,men and women are not using the sex toys that are specifically designed for safe anal sex. The sex toys designed for vaginal penetration may look similar to some of the sex toys on the market for anal penetration. When you look closely, you can see that there is distinct differences between the two.

The results from not using the right tool for anal sex can be seen in hospital emergency rooms, doctor’s surgeries and in nursing homes.

Bust a sex myth today by becoming sexually educated.

Shele & Michael.

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BABY JESUS SEX TOYS ON THE MARKET

We do not need sex toys.  It is not a necessity.  We do not need sex toys at all, but we want sex toys.  The market gives us what we want.  And that is sex toys in all shapes, forms and textures.

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is a sensationalistic addition to the sex toy market. The result is a polished and as perfect as a sculpture displayed on its pedestal.  The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, a creative sex toy fantasy, challenges religious idealism.  Is it merely a quirky exaggeration of somebody’s personal perception of an acute cultural irony, or is it just a marketing ploy to boost sex toy sales?

With the representative face of Baby Jesus staring into black holes upon the earth, are we crossing into a territory that the majority of people are afraid to recognize as existent – the great debate between sex and religion.

On one side of the table we have religious business, like The Catholic Church exploiting their ‘icons’ to rev up their sales, and sitting on the other side is The Sex Industry whose exploitation of the female form is well known.

Tell us what you think???

Have we gone too far with unconventional references to religion for the selling of sex and do we need to take a less imaginative more cautious and restrained approach to our biological urge for sexual pleasures?

Have we not gone far enough and need to express a more objective view that could possibly bring us closer to the truth about the connection to our earthly calling for sex?

Controversy sells.  For awhile anyway.  And this anti-podium piece will also fade into obscurity when the hoopla dies down.

Shele & Michael.

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