GOOD SEXUAL TIDINGS WE BRING
Now that the holiday season is upon us, with Christmas and New Year, we love nothing more than reveling in all of that “Good Cheer.” During this festive season, with our over-indulgence we can be left feeling stuffed
like the Christmas turkey, emotionally pressed like the smoked ham and physically drained like those empty champagne bottles.
But wait…
Just when you thought that you couldn’t fit another thing in, there’s more.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Could it be the jolly red fat man?
Yes, it’s Santa with a Christmas Gift especially for you.
Sex Myths Exposed presents The Objects of Desire Survival Kit. It is jam packed with deliciously decadent sins that are sure to make surviving the objects of your desire this holiday season much more
palatable.
1. Sizzling Strip Tease - Sex after over-eating and drinking
can burn fat that would pile on from the extra calorie intake
you have consumed. Do your waistline a favor and have hot, hot sex.
2. Orgasmic Obsession - Sex feels fantastic. Sex releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a feeling of euphoria and giving you a sense of wellbeing.
3. Sex On The Rocks – A sex session can release the muscular tension that is restricting blood vessels in the brain, which relieves a headache.
4. Mouth Tango – Kissing lowers the level of acid that creates decay. Encourage saliva to wash food away from your teeth with this plaque prevention technique. Kiss kiss.
5. Sexy Spa – Get hot and sweaty with leisurely sex. Your body will secrete copious amounts
sweat, cleaning your pores and giving your skin a radiant glow. Watch those skin blemishes
disappear.
6. Pornstar Appeal – A sexually active body produces
greater quantities of chemicals known as pheromones. It is these subtle sex
perfumes that drive the opposite sex wild.
7. Sex Me Up - Sex tones and stretches just about every muscle in your body,
and sex is far more enjoyable than running a marathon. With this sexy sport you’ll just
love getting physically active.
8. Scentual Sex – Think of the effects of over-the-counter-medicines that you
swallow for the treatment of sinus. Sex, in this instance,can be likened to acting as a natural antihistamine which can help clear a stuffy nose and have you sniffing those pheromones in no time.
May your mind, body and soul be revitalized and you keep festive long after the holiday season has come to a close.
Merry Christmas!
Shele & Michael.
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